OK, here's the thing. The Chuck Norris Jokes you see below are my creation. If you see someone using these jokes and claiming they're theirs, they copied me. Send me an email if you see them on any other site.
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Chuck Norris once screwed with mother nature, who had a baby named the universe. Scientist like to call this the Big "Bang" Theory.
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Chickens can fly, they choose not to because Chuck Norris tells them not to. Two foolish chickens one day started to fly. Chuck Norris then round-house kicked them so hard they both flew around the world. One landed in Antarctica, and adapted to it's environment and became a penguin. The other landed on the island Mauritius, and became a Dodo bird, whitch tried to fly again, but disapeared soon after.
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People constantly ask me the question, "What movie cost the most to make?"
I tell them, "Way of the Dragon."
They ask, "Why"
I reply " It took a lot of special effects to make it look like Chuck Norris actually lost.
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